tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post4389998020137992680..comments2024-02-10T00:47:38.876-08:00Comments on Old Lady and No Baby: Friday FunnyAmberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16507432917936364757noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-48548563920300826792013-04-02T07:02:59.475-07:002013-04-02T07:02:59.475-07:00Here's to no smelly farts!!!! That is where I...Here's to no smelly farts!!!! That is where I had to bust out laughing!!!! It's starting to amaze me how little we really get to visit but how much of all of these blogs I have been blessed to have already had them shared with me. I have learned things but whether you have shared these already or I just maybe know your heart enough to not feel like a stranger is unfolding before me, I am so glad to know that my first and favorite niece is not a stranger to me! I love you so very much!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-31471782433299067172013-02-10T17:17:34.345-08:002013-02-10T17:17:34.345-08:00For the record, those "drive by" farts a...For the record, those "drive by" farts are also known in my neck of the woods as "crop dusting".Aramishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-58733451320502030982013-02-10T14:13:13.522-08:002013-02-10T14:13:13.522-08:00Haha! Classic!Haha! Classic!Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16507432917936364757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-67952144880101964462013-02-08T22:52:08.745-08:002013-02-08T22:52:08.745-08:00"Clenching my butt but not my vagina" so..."Clenching my butt but not my vagina" sounds like me during sex when newly married! Luckily that changes over the years!LydiaofCOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17549592447655351476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-17094140158793180002013-02-08T16:02:05.332-08:002013-02-08T16:02:05.332-08:00I used to share an office with a guy that had the ...I used to share an office with a guy that had the SMELLIEST farts. It was because of a medication he was on. We laughed about it all the time, but once he let an especially bad one go and right as someone was coming into our office he decided to leave so the other person would think I was the one stinking up the office. We don't work together anymore but we are still friends and I still give him a hard time about that.JenShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00056681492831041470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-42231474942226341802013-02-08T14:41:13.526-08:002013-02-08T14:41:13.526-08:00Farts are almost always funny. Non-funny farts = e...Farts are almost always funny. Non-funny farts = elevator farts, shower farts, and super smelly "drive by" farts (when someone farts and keeps on walking). I had to fart really nasty one time in the middle of Walmart. I hurried into an empty aisle and let loose. Unfortunately, it was a toy aisle and a mother an little boy rounded the corner just as I farted. It was ungodly - so much so that the woman took a whiff and then flew off the handle at her little boy. "Did you sh*t your pants?! I told you to ask to go potty!!!" she screamed at him and then yanked him out of the aisle (presumably to go to the bathroom.)Putter Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373847715730834084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-71443534148462263872013-02-08T13:20:24.490-08:002013-02-08T13:20:24.490-08:00Love it! Thank you for the giggle!Love it! Thank you for the giggle!Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722422450633132684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-54939600881050139082013-02-08T12:53:49.160-08:002013-02-08T12:53:49.160-08:00That is awesome! lolThat is awesome! lolAmberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16507432917936364757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-55604015783918249822013-02-08T12:50:38.826-08:002013-02-08T12:50:38.826-08:00I work with a little kid and any time I give him a...I work with a little kid and any time I give him a big hug and squeeze he farts. I can always count on squeezing a fart out of him. I tend to forget though and give him big hugs because he's so cute.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16622876789284884234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-79272575327159425342013-02-08T12:30:52.799-08:002013-02-08T12:30:52.799-08:00Literally laughing out loud! I love it. Thanks f...Literally laughing out loud! I love it. Thanks for sharing. I'm not afraid to admit that after reading this, I tried to "clench my butt while at the same time not clenching my vagina." Not very easy! How mortifying would that have been to rip one during a monitoring appointment! Bahahaha!Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16507432917936364757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8819142186663515584.post-37133713136805162882013-02-08T12:26:59.169-08:002013-02-08T12:26:59.169-08:00I once had to fart during a cycle monitoring ultra...I once had to fart during a cycle monitoring ultrasound. I had to try to clench my butt while at the same time not clenching my vagina so that the u/s tech could do her job. I made it through, but it was touch and go there for a while. Thanks for the laugh!Aramishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com